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Sunday, May 10. 2009Rebuttal to "The Decline Of The Internet User"
Read this first: Dollev.com
I have this sneaking suspicion that I'm one of the ones he's refering to here. Since getting dumped from my worklife in November, the postings here have been few and far between. I'm not sure the psychological implications of my bs demise, but it seems that now that I don't have 8 hours to kill every weekday, I just don't have anything to say. It just doesn't cross my mind to come here and write. Honestly, even if I did find the inclination, I doubt you'd care much to read it. These have been very sad and desperate times in my life. I feel I'm doing you, who used to come here regularaly a favor by not letting off the steam that I feel every day now. Especially since my unemployment insurance is about to run out and I'm no closer to finding work. I won't even start to describe how that is ripping my psyche into shreds. At least a few of you still listen to the show. So, that's something. Some connection not lost. And I cannot begin to describe how excited I am to hear that Dollev is working on getting Freak Magnet on the air again. Jenny and I have really missed him. I'm sure the feeling is mutual when it comes to him seeing the disappearance of the people he used to read on the net daily. In conclusion, I'll try to find a touch of brightness in all this darkness I'm engulfed it and get back here a bit more often. Or at minimal, open up the mic and put up a ABS from time to time. Monday, February 9. 2009More BSOTD (Plus Audio BS)
Thanks to a commenter from yesterday, I've found where all the BSOTD google search traffic is coming from.
It's the bloody Wall Street Journal Opinion page. Way at the bottom of this page, there is a single line that says: BSOTD "Grl Sends More Than 20,000 Txts in 1 Month Alone"--HL, *P (MUNC, IND), 2DAY The BSOTD is a link to this page here from of all places, Upland Indiana. And of course, one of my best friends lives there. I doubt he knows this fast fingered girl though. What I cannot figure out is why did the editor/writer of that page - the WSJ one - use those letters? Makes no sense to me. Oh well, at least I know the source now. And, I'm only slightly let down that I was not the target. I'm used to being practically nonexistent on the web. Nuthin's changed. Perhaps the irony here is that a obscure link title takes hundreds of people to a story about a girl who texts 20k times in one month to the site of a guy who doesn't even OWN a fuckin' cell phone! Go figure. ~~~~~ Have you heard the entire recording of Capt. Sullenberger? Go listen to this. I must say, after my small tirade about this last week, I'm glad to see that the media is doing the right thing with Sully; giving him the appreciation he deserves, instead of invisible sky friends. A cool thing about that recording is now that I've been playing the flight simulator for awhile, I understand damn near every bit of the chatter and numbers being tossed out by the tower and pilots. ~~~~~ Audio B.S. for Feb. 9th, 2009. Not the cheeriest of them. At first. Sunday, February 8. 2009BSOTD?
I'm suddenly a very popular guy. Why? I have yet to figure that out. On Friday, in the afternoon, someone, somewhere managed to get hundreds of people to put bsotd into a search engine. They all ended up here. Can anyone tell me why? I sittin' here thinking, "Oh hell, what did I say NOW?!"
I'm going to continue to look at the logs and see if I can trace where it came from. It's kind of freaky. Anyway, if you're one of them, bsotd means 'Bullshit Of The Day'. Well, to me anyway... (Doing that search myself pointed to Blocked Site Of The Day. Wonder if that's where they all wanted to go?) Have a nice day. Wednesday, January 21. 2009Change it is a comin'
Not for the country, well, hopefully, but that's not what I'm talking about. Again, I'm going to be redesigning the site here. All the personall JAB.net stuff is going over to buzzcat.net again. This site is going to be either going away altogether, or being redesigned to fit my voice over work I'm working on right now. Could be awhile. I'll keep ya up to date. Well, better than I have been lately.
Peace. Friday, January 16. 2009New York news crews rush to cover "miracle" rescue
That was one of the numerous titles reporting the water landing on the Hudson River. And oh yeah, you know it's got me steaming. Miracle?
Miracle?! And of course, then you have the personal accounts from the survivors. Who do they thank first? Yeah, "The Lord". Come on. You folks should be making a bank account for Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger of Danville, California and make sure that he never has to worry about a penny for the rest of his life. You should be thanking him first and foremost. You are alive because of his wits and balls of steel. No other reason. "We had a miracle on 34th Street. I believe now we have had a miracle on the Hudson," Gov. David Paterson said. Does he not know how offensive that is to Mr. Sullenberger? Regardless if Mr. Sullenberger is a religious man or not. When will people wake up and realize that to thank some sky friend for them living through a catastrophe is the highest order of toxic self-centeredness? As some of you know, I've recently been learning a flight simulator. I'll admit, I suck at it. So far. But I can tell you this, Sully and his co-pilot - who's name I cannot find at the moment - knew their shit. "It was intense. It was intense. You've got to give it to the pilot. He made a hell of a landing," survior Jeff Kolodjay said. Yeah Jeff, you got it right. Wednesday, January 14. 2009Boo!
Mr. Mysterioso Nowheretobefoundo has returned for a bit o bullshit.
January 14, 2009 Hoppy New Beer! Wednesday, December 24. 2008Happy HoHos
I'm off on a roadtrip through Sunday. I should be able to check my email as of xmas day. But, if you don't hear back from me, now you know why.
Have a grand weekend. Peace. Friday, December 12. 2008Dec. 12 ABS
Post Show: December 12, 2008 ~ 10pm If you listen to the show, listen to this After the show. Ok? Ok.
Wednesday, December 10. 2008ABS
Yep. More Audio Bullshit: Rat 'eah
This is better. Jenny's on this one. My day in a shot glass... (later) By the way, since we've been talking about Zipster lately. We've fallen in digitude with this cat. The more you watch him, the more you'll understand. (And yeah, regular readers/listeners know I'm a sitter) Saturday, December 6. 2008Audio BS
A.B.S. #3
(Later) - Ok, I found 3 Audio BSes that I had forgotten about on the server. This will serve as a 'Best Of The Bullshit'. Or, just catching up to myself, rather. Keep in mind, if you've listened to all the audio bs I've done in the past year or so, you've probably heard these. It's me reading shit. Cool shit, but shit nonetheless. And it runs about 45 minutes. In other words, I don't expect to see a single hit on this one. So, here goes: A.B.S. #4 In the future, I will do my best to keep these things between two and ten minutes long each. Don't know if you're like me at all and are blessed with a miniscule attention span, but, that's my goal. That is all. Stay warm, if you're in the northern hemisphere. Friday, December 5. 2008Audio BullshitSunday, November 30. 2008Wrap it up
Hate to say it, but I have a feeling that the BSOTD is coming to it's end. Now that I don't have the same situation where I have idle time to kill, I just don't seem to think about coming here and writing at all. I'm currently focusing on what the fuck to do with my life at this point. I would love to make all the entries audio, but for some reason, I'm having problems with the new pc making that happen. fucking vista. winblows vista sucks ass in numerous ways. Come on mircourwurft, aren't you supposed to be making it EASIER for your users? NOT harder??
So, when I figure out the most simple way to do audio, I'll get it going. Plus, I'm getting carpal tunnel. Not surprising with the tendinosis shit. It hurts to type anymore. So, when I get there. I'll post the links to the audio here. Stay tuned jab fans... (all 4 of ya) Monday, November 24. 2008Soup Line Lore
Here it is, day one of unemployment. I awake to just shy of an inch of snow all over the trees and ground. It was a beauty sight, I must admit. Serene scene which makes not being able to sleep well a bit better.
My neck is shot. Pinched nerves in 3 or 4 places. I could only sleep on my left side. I made the mistake of rolling to my right side once but couldn't get back over without fearing I would paralyze myself. This kinda puts the kabash on any plans of getting out of the house today. Not a chance. So, I'm going to write some, do some heavy thinking on just what the hell to do with my screwed up life from here. I'll probably try do get the dishes out of the washer later, if I feel capable. So much paperwork. So much confusion. So much energy extended trying to stay positive. I did try to do a new audio bsotd last night, but for some reason, my new pc refused to record in stereo. refused. Even with the shitty little sound recorder in Windows which is in mono. I don't get it. Maybe I'll figure that one out later. Hurts too much to sit here typing. By the way, it shoots fire down my spine into my feet when I swallow. Something's awry. More later on perhaps. Friday, November 21. 2008There's a bright side in here somewhere
For those of you who've already listened to show #270, you know I had a feeling that I was going to get the ax at my job today. Well, sure as shit, I got laid off. Not much else to tell ya. Unless it gets to the point where the electricity gets shut off, the show will go on.
More when I have a clearer mind. Kinda siezed up at the moment. (Later) - Ahhhhh, it's good to be a renter. It IS neat to see such a well mapped out path of the cause of the coming depression. Thursday, November 13. 2008BM & SNL
Few things. Those of you who still watch and enjoy Saturday Night Live know that Amy Pohler is gone. What will Lorne Michaels do? He will replace her with two females. Check this out. I have a feeling I'm really gonna dig Abby Elliott. Be sure to watch her You Tube video to the end. She knocks the Drew Barrymore impersonation out of the park.
The next new episode of SNL is this weekend. Now, Blind Melon. As you'll see here, in the threads titled "The Future" and "Heartbreak Hotel Room 667", Travis Warren, the new singer is out of the band. No one is coming clean with the sordid details as to exactly what happened there. I have my suspicions. So, they say they are having auditions for a new singer and will be back on the road for their currently cancelled U.S. tour by New Years. So far, there are many folks cheering for Chris Shinn to be the new singer. Chris was the singer for the now defunct band Unified Theory which included Christopher Thorn and Brad Smith from Blind Melon back at the turn of the century. Chris is a real good singer. And songwriter. I think he'd fit very well with the band. We'll see what happens. I'm just glad that the band is intent on carrying on. That is all. For now. Wednesday, November 12. 2008Jeff Martin Says...
Jeff Martin, formerly of The Tea Party, way back before the recent November 2008 election, says something very cool about that election. And, by the way, we listened apparently.
Dig this: (yeah, it's a weird show but...) Tuesday, November 11. 2008More Madison Radio Stuff
Sounds like the changes on the morning show on WJJO are all made and settling in. Greg Bair is back with Johnny. Snuff is still on sports. Dee, The Biatch, is locked in on news.
And, I like it. It's a great combo of people. I always liked Johnny & Greg together. Good move on Hawke's part. Although, I will miss 93.1 The Lake. Obviously, Tara Arnold is gone for good. Don't know if she's still at the station in any capacity. I highly doubt it. I'm guessing she's in California now doing TV or radio. Madison was too 'small town' for her. Nothing personal against her, but, she, to me, never quite fit well with Johnny. She was just too nice. And, she wouldn't allow herself to utter the word, Fart. That's just not right. I do wish her well in her next adventure. Surely, it's been one for her putting in almost 2 years with Johnny. Johnny needs a real strong female foil. Dee, without a doubt, is just that. As for Dee, she's awesome. She is quickly becoming my all time favorite female radio person. She's quick, crude, bright and hilarious. Plus, I really dig what she's done with the news. I like the little music and other odds and ends drop-ins she uses. Very cool stuff. So, welcome back Greg. Welcome aboard Biatch. I hope you stick around. Or, management lets you. It's a real good thing going there now. What happened to 93.1 The Lake? If you don't like hip hop, don't even bother tuning in. It's painful. Monday, November 10. 2008No Name
Back at it after a mellow, enjoyable weekend. Just never want the weekends to end. But, they always do and must.
Yesterday, late morning into early afternoon I put together a new Jazz show. It's up. And, a very enjoyable one. Well, I sure enjoyed doing it. Hopefully you enjoy listening. Did some writing over the weekend, too. But, that's not stuff for public display. Although there is a new poem up on the Poe Tree. As usual, I open up this writing program thinking I'll have all kinds of stuff to write about but then find that there wasn't much to begin with and I cut it short. Monday. Yep. Thursday, November 6. 2008...And George Rolls His Eyes
This is from McClatchy. I have restored the (blank) words because I am not afraid of words like those.
Supreme Court debates 'F-word' without using it Big Bird, dropping the f-bomb on Sesame Street? Come on. Seems to me, the folks that find the word fuck to be 'dirty' are those that also find the act of 'fucking' something to be ashamed of. At least in pubic. Um, 'scuse me, public. There's not much beyond here that George Carlin hasn't already covered. You should review all of his HBO specials. Still, what a divided Supreme Court we have. You have the right saying stuff like: "Why do you think the F-word has shocking value?" Robert asked rhetorically. "It's because it's associated with sexual or excretory activity; that's what gives it its force." Added Scalia, "that's what gives it its' zing." Only in a country where way too many people are scared to death of their own assholes. Then you have the more sensible ones: But other justices sounded more willing to tolerate the occasional swear word, with Associate Justice John Paul Stevens, a Navy veteran, noting that sometimes "you can't help but laugh" at how a swear word is deployed. Proof? George Carlin made a career deploying 'swear' words. Now, don't get me wrong. I don't think young children should be intentionally exposed to Richard Pryor videos. Still, I think the major networks do a fine job censoring themselves. Shows that deploy heavy use of innuendo and euphemism usually have some sort of a warning regarding it before and during the show at the breaks. i.e. Family Guy. But, this fining companies $325,000 per 'dirty' word uttered is over the top and completely arbitrary. It's no wonder America is so chock full of twisted sexual perverts, pedophiles and priests. Repression breeds neurosis. What should networks be fined heavily for upon each display? Violence. Sex is a natural and normal thing in a civilized society. Violence is not. Or should not be. You got it all backwards U.S.A. What the fuck? And by the way, did YOU know Cher's real name was, Cherilyn Sarkisian? Wanna read another real good article on this subject? Check this one out. Tuesday, November 4. 2008Yes. Yes.
It's 10:07pm.
I see that Obama has 284 Electoral votes. That means, he is our next president. I sigh a HUGE breath of relief. Damn. Finally, America comes to it's senses and says, FUCK YOU to the neocons. We WILL NOT be a corporate fascist state. We will NOT be the next third reich. Congrats to President Obama. Finally. I can say, I am proud of my President. Finally. For the first time in my life, I can say, I am proud to be an American. Now, let's start rounding these shithead neocons up in the Hague. And on top of that, run them through the American court system for treason. etc. etc. etc.... It's a great day world. And, finally, you are welcome. We gave it our best. Monday, November 3. 2008Our Worst Nightmare Indeed...
Can you even imagine this woman being 2nd in line to the presidency of the United States.
Setting aside the fact that this is funny as hell, it's also scary as hell. This is real: Keep this in mind when you're in that voting booth tomorrow. Here's a transcription (from Daily Kos):
Friday, October 31. 2008Show Us Your...
Shirts! We have Shirts!
Beetle was kind enough to take the time to set up a marketplace for BZT shirts & things. Real cool thing. Thanks man. He was also kind enough to not mark them way up like cafe press. I think he only tacked a few cents on each so he can eventually buy one for himself. So, if you've wanted to slap a shirt on your back to spread the word about your favorite internet show, head on over here right away. Thanks again Beetle! Freedom Of Speech
Sadly, I'm not able to hear what's being said on this video. But, the comments say it all. This is truly the main contention of division in America. Those with common sense who think, and those who have zero common sense and carry on the bullshit and fear their fed by those who want to take their freedoms away without realizing it.
Hoppy Halloween Beer Fans!
I've not even watched these yet, but will tonight. Gotta say, I remember WAY WAY back in 2004 when Air America first came into existence, our friend Dolf made a comment which, at the time, went right past me. But for some reason, I remembered it succinctly. He had been listening to Air America, apparently streaming, and said, and I paraphrase, "I really like Rachael Maddow a lot." At that point, she was on before the morning morning show started, which was like, 5am here in the US. I had never heard her. And, look at her now. The most popular show on Air America and a skyrocketing TV show on MSNBC. You nailed that one Dolf.
So, here is the two parts of her interview with Barack Obama: It was neat on Wednesday - I think - to hear her interviewed on the phone by Ron Reagan who was filling in for her being she couldn't return to the studio to do the show in time. She was speaking about what it was like to sit knee to knee with him and had very kind things to say. ~ Ok, new show is up. And we were possessed on this one. hehheh. Happy Halloween. Have a groovy weekend.
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